Diary of a Lincolnshire Sheepstealer
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Those squashed, brown, glassed marbles
worth as much as a big taw or a boulder
in playground exchange, much as a
ten second glance at showy-girl’s nickers
and the old girl is making cow-eyes at me
she, twenty others or more are passing by
they, are eating grass before fertilising
in various colours, they all have shiny eyes
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This is Lincolnshire, nothing special is it
the rabbits on the hop, the hares and badgers
in fields, in different shades of umber or sienna
some pale, some clay, some colour of trout
jump in the fisheries, wake the sleeping man
one of life’s mysteries from Grimsby to Valhalla
where the River Lym babbles or in Somersby
you may listen in to thoughts of Tennyson
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They say an otter was seen by Stickney dyke
a place I often trundle on my old push-bike
I have not seen it but heard a scavenger cry
a family of four buzzard that day I spied
full three mile away over auburn mountains of hay
farmers build a maginot line across the county
haystacks, a fine artist’s sketch to add to my diary
think on local art tradition of Charles Haseldine
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Across the fens stretched like prairies of Wyoming
that might with bleaching sun resemble Serengeti’s
springbok, antelope, rhino, in place of fallow and roe
they wander free within confines of loyal, royal
stately homes and parks, stole by grassy wolds
prove the lie that spills, no hills are in this shire, yet
dale and briar, moor and marsh, coastal fenland
columns of birdlife affirm it as an international wetland
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If I were a rovers son, a fenslodger with musket primed
two barrels of lead, a fenland barge hidden in reeds
to bag a catch of godwit, brace of ruff, a plump bittern
dressed in waders, a calico coat, three cornered hat
I would greet thee of the morn, we set sale on our dykes
the tides rushing in or rushing out, my partner in crime
hums O God our Help In Ages past, smokes a clay pipe
til the birds flew – the gargeneye, mallard for the stew
Then the Dutchman arrived with instruments of drainage
an engineer of craft, a boy to put his finger in the hole
myth and fact until arrival of John Rennie, labour of many
with pict and shovel they dug rivers, trenches, sluices
drained the fens, slodgers departed, paid for their trouble
economy of farmland, towns, new people to pay taxes
houses built, where once swamps, new roads and tracks
Lincoln grew as Boston, Caistor, tulips, sugar-beet n’ tats
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Of Stamford, welcome ruling classes, best we can garner
central hilly parts where dart deer and stoat, carrs the moat
I lay me down to Percy Grainger, Aussie stranger who fell
for folk traditions, his wisdom to assay a yorkshireman
Frederick Delius, his music, coloured in our market towns
from Brigg, Gainsborough in the north down to the Deepings
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O’ flat lands, your skies of wonder
cannot hold the thunder of their birth
yet hold such lights that fall hallowed
through to land upon the earth
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The sheepmarkets, Viking Way, Scunthorpe town and Brumby
names with Yorkshire drawl who on their knees crawl west
thus farmers had sway, rich topsoil, not tha’ many wages pay
except thou were ‘farm servant’, denied wife, much life at all
till military call or news of higher wages surfaced on the borders
or across the sea to New England or Albertland, New Zealand
a colony of 1,000 departed, excited by the conquest of the free
we drafted fenland immigrants a’fore any from the Balkan sea
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Buttercup sways in the meadow, old Lucy, other mothers bereft
male herd journeyed to the abattoir alongside sheep, lamb, pigs
when once we travelled to market towns at Alford, Grantham and
Market Raisen, ‘we’ now feed the likes a Asda, still doft the cap
travell in multi-layered pantechnicon, narrow roads, no passing
I’ll not bandy words with thee, should thou mardy, laugh at me
this Lincolnshire on the wolds, by coast, marshes of the wash
I came here bandit on the run, more sheepstealer than a poet
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I carry my palliass, cut the colli’s wi’ a borrowed machete
I watch amazing skies settle on the slough-bog, colours blinding
In the evening mizzling where St Hugh doth splawder into view
not being of certainty of truth, requiring cash to fix kirks roof
note chimes of St Botolph, the spireless church we ne’er finished
the spires of this shire are many, settled in their gentle dells
stand agin’ the sutty mumbles of an indigo sky that passes by, we
ont’ dark side of tha’ rainbow wi’ rooster crow, black footed jay
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I stand atop the banks, watch fishing trawlers line up to return
the Witham, the Humber along with tankers decked with lumber
from Norway, Scandinavia, immigrants aboard, cheat custom man
some’s pockets lined with stash, cocaine, I hear the ships horn
I stand atop the banks, white owl advancing, a hare is prancing
I seen a parliament of owls at Hobhole, Hen Harrier at Scremby
Midsummer Night’s Dream at Casterton, Black Swan at Conningsby
yet never have I seen a better sky than those of Lincoln’s county
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